the quotebook

and now for something completely random

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:25:31 +0000

Natasha: “There’s a heart on the cover of the Quotebook! Awww.”
Ashley: “Rawr!”

slow on the uptake, part two

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:24:36 +0000

(while recording the previous incident in the Quotebook)

Renée: “I just realized, me saying ‘so I finally got a penis injury’ is pretty awkward on its own.”

(20 seconds later)

Ashley: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Renée: “It’s even funnier when you don’t get it right away.”

slow on the uptake (AKA “marcia’s hat trick”)

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:22:58 +0000

Renée: “So I finally got a penis injury claim.”
Ashley: “Seriously?”
Renée: “Yeah. The guy hurt his testicles or something, but then the form said something about injuries to both wrists. And I was like ‘…okay. There are toys for that sort of thing’.”

(20 seconds later)

Ashley: “OH. I GET IT.”

a lesson in tact, part two

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:19:59 +0000

Ashley: “I’m putting my mouth down my foot – I mean, my foot down my throat.”

psych!

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:18:30 +0000

Natasha: “Wanna do my phone calls?”
Ashley: “Yeah!”
Natasha: “Really?”
Ashley: “No.”

you know you don’t use snail mail much when…

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:12:48 +0000

Ashley: “HEY! That’s my postal code – oh, wait, that’s not it…”

wordplay

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:09:41 +0000

Renée: “I got a cheese bagel with sundried tomato cream cheese. Which was sort of superfluous, now that I think about it.”
Natasha: “What?”
Renée: “Superfluous – no, redundant – no, I need a smaller word – look, it was just a lot of cheese, okay?!”

a lesson in tact

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:07:58 +0000

(standing in front of a manager’s office)

Ashley: “I think I’m the laziest person here.”
Renée: “You know, there’s this thing we call tact…”
Ashley: “What’s that?”
Renée: “It’s how you know when to stop shoving your foot down your throat!”

…but dead animals, i can deal with

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:03:14 +0000

Natasha: “I’m not a big fan of dead flowers.”

word association

Renée — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:56:48 +0000

(comparing notes on horoscope readings)

Ashley: “I do like to put others before myself – but I like to eat!”
Nadine: “What the hell does that have to do with anything?!”